Here's what the critics are saying:
James guitar@airmail.net I really really hate all of these albums because they are done by people with no musical talent or abilities at all. The mere fact of their existence is prof of our ever decreasing intellect as a society. These albums should be banned and made illegal at once for the purpose of self-preservation of the human race. Thanks for your page, it was great.
=cz
I laughed until I stopped!
bizarro13
i just hope the borg never try to do a chorus
GORN
Caaaptain Kiiirk! Come to meee, I will be quick and merciful....
Walter Griswold
This is required listening for everyone who has seen Mr. Shatner
"act" or participated in any "Tek-" related things. Am I the only
person to notice that "Tek" is only one letter short of "Trek?"
Bones McCoy
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a music critic!
Lipton P. Duckwater, esq.
I would just like to say, in all of my travels as a practicing
masochist, have never derived such pleasure from audio.
Thank you, I feel so much better now. I can die blissfully in great
pain now. Keep up the good work.
MikeM30259@aol.com
I laughed, I cried, I shot my parents, and now I REALLY have a
defense in the second trial.
Steve Merrell, smerre11@aol.com
Impressive. After listening (and
listening again!) I am truly become
a "Transformed Man".
Kurel77@aol
Shatner's gutteral screams will grab your soul like a crazy-ass pimp!
dave Phipps
Jim Kirk has got the funk.
pizzaman@TeamInfinity.com
extra cool!!!! Captain Kirk ROCKS!!!
Rogers_B@stat.bls.gov
I saw video of this once and it was enough. Is the wig too tight?
David Letterman
....and the number one reason for Dan Quayle's hairdo is
that he listened to The Transformed Man! Applause,
applause!
cmuirhea@edtel.ab.ca
I laughed so hard I peed.
C. Turner
My cat died...right after I played "Lucy in the Sky w/diamonds"...
zipkin.b@adlittle.com
He's great! The Grateful Dead have found their new lead singer!
Chris Robertson cpr@odyssee.net
Captain Kirk rocks my world! He speaks to me in a cynical kind of
tyrannic way. Life is better hearing him croon.
Its awful dont listen to it!
I bet its caused more suicides than anything else in the world :)
Karen DenBleyker kdb@nando.net
God, that was awful. Shatner can't carry a tune in a paper bag.
I would pay him to keep his mouth shut.
Jesus "the big "J" Christ
Its movin', its a grovin !!!! Funnier than the Bible
Leonard Nimoy
Captain, I must relieve you from command on the grounds of insanity!
cmmc@primenet.com
How cool is this man? He writes a song called "Spleen" 25 years ago
before grunge/alt/prog music comes out and then just goes on to TJ
Hooker like that!!! His best celluloid work? "Impulse" of course!
Howard Stern worships this man and rightfully so. He ages like a
fine wine, rather- a fine cheeeeeze....
Paul Eros (3pje2@qlink.queensu.ca)
My ears bled! Small animals trembled! Children wept!
Two thumbs up!
KHAN
I REALLY SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU WHEN I
HAD THE CHANCE, KIRK!!
scott
Absolutely Unbelievable.Every music lover should run out and buy a copy
mckinney@cs.unca.edu
I loved it. It was better than CATS. I will see it again and again.
Does this man have a right to tell ANYBODY to get a life?
I think not...
MikeVer
I didn't think anything could beat that Abba record
I had! I was wrong, though! These records are cool!
Joe Berkemeier (jberk@expert.cc.purdue.edu)
The music of Kirk and Spock has enabled me to realize that Michael
Bolton isn't the worst Musical artist ever.
C. Kobain
His music was so damn good, I realized I could never do
any better... So I blew my head off. Well, that and I was
married to Courtney Love
Patrick Danger pdanger@on-lite.on-luebeck.de
Beam me up, Scotty!
Todd Foley tfoley@igloo.ultranet.com
I thought Mr. Tambourine Man to be strangely moving.
The finale, wherein the title is suddenly shouted out in a very
frightened tone by Mr. Shatner, was quite alarming.
I will think twice about making disparaging remarks
about Mr. Shatner's acting abilities in the future,
for he truly was able to transcend his material and
express a vivid emotion (fear) believably.
cochran@genius.rider.edu
The songs go far beyond bad taste and FOR THE LOVE OF
GOD BILL, LEAVE THE SHAKESPEARE TO PATRICK STEWART.
Bones
Dammit Jim, you're a television personality, not a singer!
prisma usathome@asiaonline.net
Finally an unearthed talent that will influence modern
music more than the Beatles. A "must have" in any
collection. Keep on taking the pills Bill!
Christian McDaniel, silversurfer@there.net
Excellent web site. Amusing, quirky, and loving in a strange way.
The end of Western Civilization was almost reached.
Siggy
(Whilst making a thumbs up gesture)
IT STINKS!!!!!
Steve Rago srago@chelsea.ios.com
After hearing Kirk,my life has changed!!!!! This stuff is
the only reason to be on the web.. Thankyou
scott sfpeter@utkvx.utk.edu
I've never heard such.....music. It makes me feel like the time
I first learned to cook, and made guacamole waffles. Kirk is a legend,
a genius, a. . .Aw hell, who am I kidding? He SUCKS!
Mitchy mitchy@notsureyet.com
His singing most definitely draws a delicate parallel with his acting...
I think it's time to have my colon checked....
fred@lsd.com.edu.cvu
I truly believe that this almost unheard of work of mastery deserves
to be placed in a large dumpster, floating genlty to the bottom and
finding itself next to Barry Manilow's head, Die bastard die! KIll,
KILL, KILL WILLIAM SHATNER!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R@VEN(lewist@cetlink.net)
"THE BEST MUSIC SITE ON THE WEB!!"He has always been my
Favorite Actor,Now,He's my Favorite Singer!
geoff mcnulty gmcnulty@students.wisc.edu
Good god! I knew that the LSD by Shatner was way out
there, but that finale for Mr. Tambourine Man takes the
cake!
Soruk of Vulcan, soruk@galaxy.neca.com
"The Shat" returns .... what an appropriate nickname.
The geezer can't sing to save his life!
Steve Gelder
Sounds like a bunch of shat to me.
R U Sirius
I never had so much fun with my clothes on.....
Mark Robbins (mrobbins@oz.sunflower.org)
Transfixing, transcending, transmogrifying!
But WHERE IS ROCKET MAN? Without which no WS sound-bite
collection can dare to call itself "comprehensive?"
I have it on videotape, but as Dr. Strangelove says,
"Why not tell the world, eh?"
Kilgore Trout (kilgore@bga.com)
I've done more than hurt you Kiiiirk... I've marooned you just like
you did to me twenty years ago...
:-( :-< :-% :-\ :-/ :-Z 8-O KAAAAAHHHHNNNNN!!!!!
Randy McCullick
MY EARS! AAAAAAAA!!!!! I'M DEAF!
peter schwarz pjschwar@students.wisc.edu
Uhura is such a babe. I really like her tone deafness
and her new character on "The Adventures of Captain
Zoom in Outer Space." They're all dead, everyone's
dead, everybody's dead Dave.
Charlie Farnsworth
It was all so beautiful, I just had to have a good cry.
Eric Fritts sirerick@ix.netcom.com
Wow! Stunning! Impossible! Magnificent! Truly Remarkable!
I'd listen to it again and again...
saybay@sparc1.castles.com
oh my god
Brad Neeedham, brad_needham@ccm.jf.intel.com
Who needs fiction when reality is as strange as this?
These cuts made my week!
jeff fischer jfischer@cableregina.com
Captain, sensors detect a wang class vessel decloaking near uranus
Mike Robinson (mrobinso@netaccess.on.ca)
What have you done?
What have you done?
rgill@tcfarm.com
Dear God.... save my babies... kill that drunkin cow
before his singing brings about the end of life on this
planet as we know it!